{"id":10784,"date":"2014-10-29T16:26:21","date_gmt":"2014-10-29T16:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2014\/10\/29\/amazoncom-paul-vs-the-vampire-a-short-novella\/"},"modified":"2014-10-29T16:26:21","modified_gmt":"2014-10-29T16:26:21","slug":"amazoncom-paul-vs-the-vampire-a-short-novella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2014\/10\/29\/amazoncom-paul-vs-the-vampire-a-short-novella\/","title":{"rendered":"Amazon.com: Paul Vs. The Vampire &#8211; A Short Novella eBook: Shade OfRoses: Kindle Store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/goo.gl\/cxfVPp'>Amazon.com: Paul Vs. The Vampire &#8211; A Short Novella eBook: Shade OfRoses: Kindle Store<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"link_description\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shadeofroses.tumblr.com\/post\/101258836441\/amazon-com-paul-vs-the-vampire-a-short-novella\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">shadeofroses<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"link_og_blockquote\"><p>Amazon.com: Paul Vs. The Vampire &#8211; A Short Novella eBook: Shade OfRoses: Kindle Store<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Get my novella, Paul Vs The Vampire for FREE from today thru 10-31-2014.<\/p>\n<p>Meet Paul. He works at a hardware store, has a pimp for a roommate, and writes fantasy books in his spare time.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Meet Eric. Eric is your average wealthy playboy vampire.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>They hook-up. Hilarity, death, and ice cream ensues.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>There may or may not be any ice cream.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>A snarky, titillating short story that will leave you craving more. Paul Vs. The Vampire knows it\u2019s treading well-worn territory, but you can\u2019t help but love the tour guide.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amazon.com: Paul Vs. The Vampire &#8211; A Short Novella eBook: Shade OfRoses: Kindle Store shadeofroses: Amazon.com: Paul Vs. The Vampire &#8211; A Short Novella eBook: Shade OfRoses: Kindle Store Get my novella, Paul Vs The Vampire for FREE from today thru 10-31-2014. Meet Paul. He works at a hardware store, has a pimp for a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2014\/10\/29\/amazoncom-paul-vs-the-vampire-a-short-novella\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Amazon.com: Paul Vs. The Vampire &#8211; A Short Novella eBook: Shade OfRoses: Kindle Store&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-link"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}