{"id":14,"date":"2018-11-20T15:26:09","date_gmt":"2018-11-20T15:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/20\/everybody-calm-down\/"},"modified":"2018-11-20T15:26:09","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T15:26:09","slug":"everybody-calm-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/20\/everybody-calm-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Everybody Calm Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scrollofthoth.tumblr.com\/post\/180295492940\/everybody-calm-down\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">scrollofthoth<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019ve been here since 2011. It\u2019s not going down.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Am I the last asshole who actually enjoys tumblr and has made some good friends here?<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve got too much love and magick in this site for it to die. Everyone put your apocalyptic hard-ons away. Frater T gonna take care of this shit. I\u2019m callin\u2019 in the spirits. If I have to save tumblr single-handedly I\u2019ll do it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I think I may have magicked too well. Tumblr is still here and Facebook is down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>scrollofthoth: I\u2019ve been here since 2011. It\u2019s not going down.\u00a0 Am I the last asshole who actually enjoys tumblr and has made some good friends here? I\u2019ve got too much love and magick in this site for it to die. Everyone put your apocalyptic hard-ons away. Frater T gonna take care of this shit. I\u2019m &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/20\/everybody-calm-down\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Everybody Calm Down&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}