{"id":17483,"date":"2014-03-15T16:22:15","date_gmt":"2014-03-15T16:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2014\/03\/15\/i-have-some-confessions-to-make-im-not-a-member\/"},"modified":"2018-11-24T23:17:28","modified_gmt":"2018-11-24T23:17:28","slug":"i-have-some-confessions-to-make-im-not-a-member","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2014\/03\/15\/i-have-some-confessions-to-make-im-not-a-member\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-17483 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2014\/03\/15\/i-have-some-confessions-to-make-im-not-a-member\/attachment\/17484\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"127\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/tumblr_n2hk53RsYd1qm3ezso2_400-2.gif?resize=150%2C127\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2014\/03\/15\/i-have-some-confessions-to-make-im-not-a-member\/attachment\/17485\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/tumblr_n2hk53RsYd1qm3ezso3_500-2.gif?resize=150%2C150\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2014\/03\/15\/i-have-some-confessions-to-make-im-not-a-member\/attachment\/17486\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/tumblr_n2hk53RsYd1qm3ezso1_250-2.gif?resize=150%2C150\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I have some confessions to make.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I\u2019m not a member of the \u201ctypical\u201d tumblr age-group. I grew up in the 80s. Yes, I\u2019m that old.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Confession two, I love 80s action movies. Especially ones where the action is way over the fucking top, like <em>Die Hard<\/em>. The more impossible the better. You see, a long time ago me and my friends came to the conclusion that John McClane, Martin Riggs, Snake Plissken\u2014all those guys were wizards. No, not the \u201cDo as Thou Wilt,\u201d Aleister Crowley, type of wizards. The Jedi, movie Merlin, Kung-Fu action type of wizards.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Add in a dose of James Bond and you have, Christopher Yan, and my new book <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Chasing-Wyrm-Christopher-Office-Affairs-ebook\/dp\/B00J0LNGSS\" target=\"_blank\"><em><strong>Chasing the Wyrm<\/strong><\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">So, for the sake of an old 80s guy, give it a look. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Chasing-Wyrm-Christopher-Office-Affairs-ebook\/dp\/B00J0LNGSS\" target=\"_blank\">It\u2019s only $2.99 at Amazon until March 22<sup>nd<\/sup>.<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">And please re-blog!<\/p>\n<h1 class=\"parseasinTitle \"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Chasing-Wyrm-Christopher-Office-Affairs-ebook\/dp\/B00J0LNGSS\" target=\"_blank\"><strong><em>Chasing the Wyrm: Christopher Yan &#8211; Office of Arcane Affairs<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>To protect its interests, the U.S. government projects its power militarily, economically, and magically. It leaves the last to the Office of Arcane Affairs.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Christopher Yan didn\u2019t ask for the job. A wizard born with the power to warp reality, the OAA calls on him to neutralize all arcane threats. Part spy, part fixer, part assassin, Topher searches for a way to make his unique gift serve both his country and his principles. When he makes an enemy of a rogue wizard serving a dying insurgency, he learns the limits his conscience can bear.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have some confessions to make. I\u2019m not a member of the \u201ctypical\u201d tumblr age-group. I grew up in the 80s. Yes, I\u2019m that old. Confession two, I love 80s action movies. Especially ones where the action is way over the fucking top, like Die Hard. The more impossible the better. 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