{"id":2083,"date":"2017-06-06T02:53:42","date_gmt":"2017-06-06T02:53:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2017\/06\/06\/and-now-in-the-category-of-i-cant-believe-that-2\/"},"modified":"2017-06-06T02:53:42","modified_gmt":"2017-06-06T02:53:42","slug":"and-now-in-the-category-of-i-cant-believe-that-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2017\/06\/06\/and-now-in-the-category-of-i-cant-believe-that-2\/","title":{"rendered":"And now in the category of I Can\u2019t Believe That Shit Just Happened\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"

When I do tarot readings I first prepare
\nmy altar, then I pull three cards from a tarot deck, and last I pull a card
\nfrom the Portals of Chaos.<\/p>\n

My taper candles over by my magical ancestors had burnt
\ndown, so I reached over and grabbed a pair I had sitting by my Thoth statue. As
\nI took the candles from Thoth, I said to him, \u201cDon\u2019t worry man, I\u2019ll make it up
\nto you. This year I\u2019ll take you to Babalon Rising.\u201d Every year
\nfor Babalon Rising Festival we bring things to put on our group altar. This year I was
\nplanning on bringing Thoth.<\/p>\n

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So I pull three cards and I see the swords at the end
\nand I get a bit concerned. Then a voice in my head says, \u201cThis reading needs
\nmore Thoth.\u201d So I reach over again and grab my Mardi Gras beads from the Krewe
\nof Thoth, and place them in front of me.<\/p>\n

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Then I pick up my Portals of Chaos cards and start to
\nshuffle. I think to myself, \u201cI bet I pull the Thoth card.\u201d<\/p>\n

I pull the card.<\/p>\n

Blam! Sure as shit, the mighty Djhuety! My main man Thoth!<\/p>\n

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Can I get a praise Thoth!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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