{"id":2446,"date":"2017-02-25T04:41:49","date_gmt":"2017-02-25T04:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/25\/to-all-who-call-themselves-chaos-magicians-for\/"},"modified":"2018-11-22T00:11:24","modified_gmt":"2018-11-22T00:11:24","slug":"to-all-who-call-themselves-chaos-magicians-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/25\/to-all-who-call-themselves-chaos-magicians-for\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2446 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/25\/to-all-who-call-themselves-chaos-magicians-for\/attachment\/2447\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_olwydp51kR1qm3ezso1_1280.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_olwydp51kR1qm3ezso1_1280.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_olwydp51kR1qm3ezso1_1280.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/tumblr_olwydp51kR1qm3ezso1_1280.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>To all who call themselves Chaos Magicians for Trump. To all<br \/>\nwho supported him through the Cult of Kek and other meme magick. Consider<br \/>\nyourself fucking cursed. May your genitals shrivel. May your true love betray<br \/>\nyou. May you lose your livelihood and disappoint those who depend on you. May<br \/>\nyour offspring despise you. May you be known as a tool of the demiurge. A piss<br \/>\npoor archon with nothing to do but grovel to a false god. May all be ashes on<br \/>\nyour tongue. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To all who call themselves Chaos Magicians for Trump. To all who supported him through the Cult of Kek and other meme magick. Consider yourself fucking cursed. May your genitals shrivel. May your true love betray you. May you lose your livelihood and disappoint those who depend on you. May your offspring despise you. May &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/25\/to-all-who-call-themselves-chaos-magicians-for\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[122],"class_list":["post-2446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-suck-it-bitches","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2446"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2448,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2446\/revisions\/2448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}