{"id":44979,"date":"2012-01-10T21:59:13","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T21:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/10\/vonka-herpederp-amen-this-is-amazing\/"},"modified":"2018-12-03T18:40:20","modified_gmt":"2018-12-03T18:40:20","slug":"vonka-herpederp-amen-this-is-amazing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/10\/vonka-herpederp-amen-this-is-amazing\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-44979 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/10\/vonka-herpederp-amen-this-is-amazing\/attachment\/44980\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/tumblr_lx5y3bNM9T1qbmbc1o1_1280.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/tumblr_lx5y3bNM9T1qbmbc1o1_1280.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/tumblr_lx5y3bNM9T1qbmbc1o1_1280.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/tumblr_lx5y3bNM9T1qbmbc1o1_1280.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/vonka.tumblr.com\/post\/15603282449\/herpederp-amen-this-is-amazing\" target=\"_blank\">vonka<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/herpederp.tumblr.com\/post\/15175859704\/amen\" target=\"_blank\">herpederp<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>amen<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>This is amazing.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>vonka: herpederp: amen This is amazing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[622,624,469,623,621,625],"class_list":["post-44979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-comedy","tag-depressing","tag-george-carlin","tag-secret-news","tag-stand-up","tag-truth","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44979"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44981,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44979\/revisions\/44981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}