{"id":45,"date":"2018-11-16T17:58:01","date_gmt":"2018-11-16T17:58:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/16\/shitty-occultists\/"},"modified":"2018-11-16T17:58:01","modified_gmt":"2018-11-16T17:58:01","slug":"shitty-occultists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/16\/shitty-occultists\/","title":{"rendered":"Shitty Occultists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t post angry Frater T&hellip; don\u2019t do it&hellip;.<\/p>\n<p>Here we go.<\/p>\n<p>One of my meetings got cancelled today and I decided to take that free time and pop in at one of my local occult shops. My experience with such places in Indianapolis have all been negative. I should have known better. But I was interested in maybe teaching classes or selling books on consignment. Ultimately, I would just really like to meet some more local people into magick.<\/p>\n<p>Lucky me, I get to overhear a conversation between the owner and one of her students. I should have had the balls to tell the guy to run the fuck out of there, but I was trying really hard to be nice. The guy asks her if she can recommend some books on Druidism. And her reply is, no. Don\u2019t read anything I don\u2019t give you in class. Don\u2019t go looking on the internet either.<\/p>\n<p>I could hear Thoth in my head,\u00a0\u201cWhat the fuck did she just day? Did she just tell this guy NOT to read a book?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, if your guru ass is telling people to only read what you give them, get the fuck out of the occult now.<\/p>\n<p>I finally get a chance to talk to her. I was still nice. I was curious about the person teaching a Vodoun class there, and whether or not they were actually initiated. She danced around that question. Proceeded to tell me that I would have to take her Magick 101 class first, and then started blathering about the class. She brought up the subject of the Devil, and I shit you not, said that the concept of the Devil originated in the King James Bible. I just casually mentioned that St. Cyprian came way before that (and a whole lot of references to the Devil). Then I got the fuck out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t post angry Frater T&hellip; don\u2019t do it&hellip;. Here we go. One of my meetings got cancelled today and I decided to take that free time and pop in at one of my local occult shops. My experience with such places in Indianapolis have all been negative. I should have known better. But I was &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/16\/shitty-occultists\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Shitty Occultists&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,5],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-shitty-occultists","tag-wtf"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}