{"id":45367,"date":"2011-12-13T18:19:44","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T18:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2011\/12\/13\/and-i-swear-ill-save-your-broken-heart-ok-so\/"},"modified":"2011-12-13T18:19:44","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T18:19:44","slug":"and-i-swear-ill-save-your-broken-heart-ok-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2011\/12\/13\/and-i-swear-ill-save-your-broken-heart-ok-so\/","title":{"rendered":"“And I swear I’ll save your broken heart”: Ok so far, according to Fundies: – Satan wants to bring about world…"},"content":{"rendered":"

“And I swear I’ll save your broken heart”: Ok so far, according to Fundies: – Satan wants to bring about world…<\/a><\/p>\n

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beyond-the-wand<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Ok so far, according to Fundies:
– Satan wants to bring about world peace.
– Satan wants gender, sexual, racial, and ethnic equality.
– Satan encourages people to think and reason and make their own moral decisions.
– Satan encourages personal freedom, control over one\u2019s own body and mind.
– Satan doesn\u2019t judge people for being humans with natural flaws and animal urges.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

You know, this Satan fellow sounds like a Pretty Cool Guy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“And I swear I’ll save your broken heart”: Ok so far, according to Fundies: – Satan wants to bring about world… beyond-the-wand: Ok so far, according to Fundies: – Satan wants to bring about world peace. – Satan wants gender, sexual, racial, and ethnic equality. – Satan encourages people to think and reason and make … Continue reading ““And I swear I’ll save your broken heart”: Ok so far, according to Fundies: – Satan wants to bring about world…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-link"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}