{"id":46083,"date":"2011-09-29T13:21:21","date_gmt":"2011-09-29T13:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2011\/09\/29\/today-is-national-coffee-day\/"},"modified":"2011-09-29T13:21:21","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T13:21:21","slug":"today-is-national-coffee-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2011\/09\/29\/today-is-national-coffee-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Today is National Coffee Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/systemofaclown.tumblr.com\/post\/10804806807\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">systemofaclown<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>In the United States, at any rate.<\/p>\n<p>So join me in raising a steaming cup of the working world\u2019s favorite legal stimulant, in honor of the world\u2019s most famous South American drug lord aside from Pablo Escobar, the great Juan Valdez!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>systemofaclown: In the United States, at any rate. So join me in raising a steaming cup of the working world\u2019s favorite legal stimulant, in honor of the world\u2019s most famous South American drug lord aside from Pablo Escobar, the great Juan Valdez!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[754],"class_list":["post-46083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-yes-i-know-that-juan-valdez-is-a-fictional-character"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}