{"id":46360,"date":"2018-11-24T17:23:51","date_gmt":"2018-11-24T17:23:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/24\/aye-so-this-may-be-kinda-a-strange-question-but-my\/"},"modified":"2018-11-24T17:23:51","modified_gmt":"2018-11-24T17:23:51","slug":"aye-so-this-may-be-kinda-a-strange-question-but-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/24\/aye-so-this-may-be-kinda-a-strange-question-but-my\/","title":{"rendered":"Aye so this may be kinda a strange question but my dog ate my blasting rod and i was wondering if I should dispose of its remains in a certain way? I dont feel quite right just throwing it away."},"content":{"rendered":"

ofwoodandbone<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I really hope that this is a joke ask\u2026<\/i><\/p>\n

Tore it up or ate it whole? I fail to see how a dog could eat an entire cane-like branch. Unless if it was more the size of a small wand.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Either break it up and bury it, hopefully deep in the woods and far away from a house, or break it up and burn it.\u00a0<\/p>\n

And if it was indeed a proper blasting rod, keep check on that dog. Maybe perform some anti-witchcraft charms\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Apparently you have never owned an Alaskan Malamute.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Incomplete list of things my dog has eaten: Entire plastic jar of peanut butter (including half of the jar), multiple clothespins, a fidget spinner, an entire glove, a wooden knife handle, 3 lbs of gummi bears, a twelve inch hole in my bed.<\/p>\n

A wand? No problem. But strangely she leaves my magick stuff alone, even offerings I leave for my ancestors.<\/p>\n

I occasionally refer to her as the Wolf of Ragnarok because one day she will probably swallow the Sun and\/or Moon.<\/p>\n

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ofwoodandbone: I really hope that this is a joke ask\u2026 Tore it up or ate it whole? I fail to see how a dog could eat an entire cane-like branch. Unless if it was more the size of a small wand.\u00a0 Either break it up and bury it, hopefully deep in the woods and far … Continue reading “Aye so this may be kinda a strange question but my dog ate my blasting rod and i was wondering if I should dispose of its remains in a certain way? I dont feel quite right just throwing it away.”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}