{"id":46833,"date":"2018-12-07T19:11:52","date_gmt":"2018-12-07T19:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/12\/07\/attention-all-tumblr-witches-magicians-8\/"},"modified":"2018-12-07T19:11:52","modified_gmt":"2018-12-07T19:11:52","slug":"attention-all-tumblr-witches-magicians-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/12\/07\/attention-all-tumblr-witches-magicians-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Attention All Tumblr Witches, Magicians, Occultists, et al"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This is Hans Vestberg, CEO of Verizon, and the man
\nultimately responsible for destroying this website. It may not have been his
\ndecision, but corporations being the top-down authoritarian institutions that
\nthey are, he gets to say yes or no to any policy. This is the man responsible
\nfor taking away your joy and the happiness of thousands of others. As the CEO
\nof Verizon he is also responsible for various schemes to end new neutrality and
\nfuck over poor people in general. He\u2019s a horrible human being who puts profits
\nover people.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s curse his ass.<\/p>\n

Specifically, let\u2019s curse his dick. Seems appropriate since
\nhe\u2019s taking away other people\u2019s outlet for sexual gratification.<\/p>\n

On the night of December 16th<\/sup> (midnight on the 17th<\/sup>
\nin your time zone), since we won\u2019t be hanging out on tumblr, we will be
\nperforming a mass curse\/binding on Mr. Vestberg\u2019s ability to feel love and
\nsexual release.<\/p>\n

Feel free to come up with your own ritual according to your
\nown practice. Share your plans on tumblr, and let others know how to get it
\ndone. Maybe add a curse jar, or burn his picture. Put all your mojo into it.<\/p>\n

Your incantation may look something like this:<\/p>\n

In the name of
\nBabalon, Great Harlot and Mother of Abominations, I curse you, Hans Vestberg.<\/i><\/p>\n

May your penis remain flaccid.<\/i><\/p>\n

May you be stripped of
\nall joy.<\/i><\/p>\n

May those you adore
\nturn from you in disgust.<\/i><\/p>\n

May all lips you kiss
\ntaste of ashes.<\/i><\/p>\n

May your love wither
\naway and go cold.<\/i><\/p>\n

May you never find
\nrelease from your frustrations.<\/i><\/p>\n

I beseech all spirits
\nwho call me friend and ally to curse Hans Vestberg. I call all spirits at my
\ncommand to destroy his potency and take away his joy. <\/i><\/p>\n

What you have done to
\nmany, Hans Vestberg, may that return unto you.<\/i><\/p>\n

Re-blog this! Post it everywhere! Share it with your uncle
\nthat works in the media. Let\u2019s get this fucker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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