{"id":566,"date":"2018-09-12T03:03:43","date_gmt":"2018-09-12T03:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/12\/hypothetically-what-if-i-put-in-my-will-that-i\/"},"modified":"2018-09-12T03:03:43","modified_gmt":"2018-09-12T03:03:43","slug":"hypothetically-what-if-i-put-in-my-will-that-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/12\/hypothetically-what-if-i-put-in-my-will-that-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Hypothetically, what if I put in my will that I wanted to be buried in a bio-vase to become a tree. Then I said I wanted that tree to stand 77 years and then I wanted my child&#8217;s child (or whoever they felt was close enough to them to call a child if they don&#8217;t want kids of their own) to take a branch of the tree and fashion it into a wand, how powerful would that shit be?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cannibalcoalition.tumblr.com\/post\/177992964546\/hypothetically-what-if-i-put-in-my-will-that-i\">cannibalcoalition<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/66.media.tumblr.com\/39d019f075d8a1a841e81bdac013029d\/tumblr_inline_pex5ta0ilB1qcbg4h_540.png?w=840&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cannibalcoalition:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}