{"id":78,"date":"2018-11-14T04:19:11","date_gmt":"2018-11-14T04:19:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/14\/just-got-my-weed-card-and-there-are-so-many\/"},"modified":"2018-11-14T04:19:11","modified_gmt":"2018-11-14T04:19:11","slug":"just-got-my-weed-card-and-there-are-so-many","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/2018\/11\/14\/just-got-my-weed-card-and-there-are-so-many\/","title":{"rendered":"Just got my weed card and there are so many options I don’t know where to start. any advice\/favorites?"},"content":{"rendered":"

holy-mountaineering<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Okay, now you\u2019ve got my complete attention.<\/p>\n

So, what do you like about being stoned? Do you like feeling body high and a bit slower or do you wanna think crazy shit and be a bit on the wired end?<\/p>\n

I like feeling high as hell and slowing everything down, that\u2019s an indica thing. I have generalized and pretty fucking specific anxiety disorder, so, it helps. I\u2019m partial to Girlscout Cookies (both the weed and actual fuckin\u2019 girlscout cookies) and Forbidden Fruit strains right now. I usually want to slow way, way down so I smoke hash oils that are a bit more refined than the keef, pressed or bubble hash you\u2019d have smoked in high school, if that was your scene. Some of these are 50-90% THC and will absolutely ruin your night and well into your next day (or two) if you\u2019re not prepared for that kinda weed fueled astro-travelling.<\/p>\n

I also make pot butter. It\u2019s easy as shit, crockpot on warm or low pound a weed ounce of shake, leave that on low for about 2 days and BAM<\/b>\u00a0wheed butter at a truly medical level. You can usually buy shake pretty cheap from a club and if they don\u2019t have it listed on their menu ask the budtender (I clearly live in California, G-D help me) about buying some shake. Just straight up ask,\u00a0\u201cY\u2019all ever have shake for me to make pot butter out of?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

Well, as a guy who\u2019s smoke a joint and eaten a delicious brownie thing with white chocolate bits in it (homemade!) enjoy your medical marijuana!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

As someone who lives in a state where you smoke what they got, I appreciate this post. It lets me live vicariously through you. One day we will have legal weed here. One day…. Fuck it. I should move back to Michigan.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

holy-mountaineering: Okay, now you\u2019ve got my complete attention. So, what do you like about being stoned? Do you like feeling body high and a bit slower or do you wanna think crazy shit and be a bit on the wired end? I like feeling high as hell and slowing everything down, that\u2019s an indica thing. … Continue reading “Just got my weed card and there are so many options I don’t know where to start. any advice\/favorites?”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tumblr.scrollofthoth.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}