So, I once mentioned the 9” wooden cock that lives happily on my Dionysus shrine (cuz He totally invented dildos, by the way…also, cuz fertility and stuff or whatever), and someone boggled as to why I hadn’t photobombed you guys yet with a photoset of my beautiful Dionysian dick!
Well…ask and you shall, eventually, receive!
P.S. Yes, the pearls were necessary. You know why.
You have a beautiful cock.