soloontherocks:

bayoread:

scarlettefox:

So my husband had never heard that Loki mated with so many, um, beings….and was a little distressed by the rock thing. He was convinced that it went down like this: “Look, Loki must have been the first person to discover Viagra, and he was probably just sitting in the middle of a field like *adapts soft, throaty English accent*

“I….fucked….everything.“ 
                                             ”What am I supposed to fuck now?” 

“TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!” 

THEN he sees a rock and thinks, “hm….well now, there’s something I hadn’t originally considered.” 

*Cut to a few minutes later*

“no, no, my pet, I love you despite your moss….it gives you character.” 

Loki is english now? Or is it one of those things like in american films, everyone foreign somehow has a prim english accent?

I think it’s a Hiddleston thing.