Turing Test Fail

oxpinkxoariel: hey.

tarotblades: For a bot you’re pretty persistent.

oxpinkxoariel: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?

tarotblades: I am, actually.

oxpinkxoariel: Hey whatss upp??? 22/F here. u?

tarotblades: lolol.

oxpinkxoariel: Hmm. Havee we chatteed b4????

tarotblades: Yeah, last night.

oxpinkxoariel: Oh ok. I wasnnt surre. Anywayss… Whats up?

tarotblades: But you very rudely signed off. Before I could say anything else.

oxpinkxoariel: Oh Im Iiike so boredd. Theres notthing to do.

tarotblades: Obviously.

oxpinkxoariel: Ohh waiit I got an ideea… havee u eveer wattched a girrI striip onn webcaam?

tarotblades: Have you ever tried to learn how to spell?

oxpinkxoariel: WelIl… Do u wantt to waatch me striip on my webbcam?> 😉

tarotblades: As soon as you learn how to spell.

oxpinkxoariel: Yeahhh? Ok you havve to signupp on this sitee that my camm is linkedd thrrough so i can nott be recordded k? lt onlyy takes a secondd and it is freee. k?

tarotblades: I think you have some sort of irregular stammer or muscle twitch that makes you incapable of spelling.

oxpinkxoariel: *spammylink* goo tthere then at thee top cIicck on tha goIdd JOINN FREEE buttonn ok?

tarotblades: Whatever link you have to offer, myself and computer included do not want it.

oxpinkxoariel: K babee weII hurryy up. When you get Ioggged in then vieww my webcam an we can havve some funn I aIso havee somme toyz ;-X buttt u have 2 tipp me some gold orr ttake me in priivate to see thoose.

tarotblades: You don’t take no for an answer, do you?

oxpinkxoariel: Hey Iets taIk on their my aim is meessing up.

tarotblades: Sure it is. Glitches are no excuse for lack of intelligence. They must be paying you well. Hardly anyone uses AIM anymore. Your hacking attempts or whatever you do must be on the decline.