xaos:

• Nature: done and, to some extent, doing;
• Tom: I liked him in Risky Business, but I’ve read ‘Dianetics’ and Scientology is not for me;
• Spaghetti Monster: I had the bumper sticker, but Pastafarianism does not have enough bite for me, even if it’s al dente;
• Obelisk: My PIN is 2001, and I really want Jupiter to bloom into a new star, but no;
• Sauron: although I like the Ainur and Valar, I never felt like I knew Sauron well enough;
• Nothing; if nothing = everything, then I’ve followed Tao for a time;
• Zarquon; I’ve read H2G2 several times, and I do appreciate his second coming, but no;
• Dicky Dawkins; Until I see him with my own eyes, I’m not going to believe in his existence;
• Giant Lizards; well, David Icke would have us believe that we serve the lizards by default, and I for one do not welcome our reptilian overlords;
• Anubis: I’m seriously considering adding Set to my current post-modern pantheon, so I make no comment here;
• Science: some people be-lie-ve in science, I simply respect that science is bloody useful process;
• Prince Philip: although British, I have little understanding of Mr. Windsor’s constitutional role but I fully respect the people of Vanuatu who seem to know what to do with him;
• G d Almighty; but there are so many! One of the three Abahamic g ds? One of the Hindi Trimurti? I could go on;
• Cthulhu; his dreams frighten me, so perhaps that’s a good reason to throw a prayer his way.