Why are there ALWAYS dicks in the pagan tag?
Like, not even somewhat pagany pictures of dicks or gods with dicks or pictures of dicks with reasons why dicks are used to symbolize various things within paganism.
Just pictures of dicks.
Everywhere.
REASON #6 I’M NOT A PAGAN.
Right here.
Definitely.
Just…dicks everywhere.
Then right on your dash, a nice big cock. I’m basically straight but I don’t mind a nice looking dick once in a while.