Gin: *pours out libation on the ground to the crocuses in front of some strangers house

Guy driving by: * slows down, rolls down window, and shouts
Awesome hair bro! Hey… What are you doing?

Gin: *looks up from prayers to see cute guy yelling at me
I’m celebrating! The sun is out, the flowers are blooming! The city is alive!

Guy: That’s cool man! Hey I’m going to (martini bar downtown) later. I hope I see you! Let’s celebrate!

Gin: God is great!