Okay, now you’ve got my complete attention.
So, what do you like about being stoned? Do you like feeling body high and a bit slower or do you wanna think crazy shit and be a bit on the wired end?
I like feeling high as hell and slowing everything down, that’s an indica thing. I have generalized and pretty fucking specific anxiety disorder, so, it helps. I’m partial to Girlscout Cookies (both the weed and actual fuckin’ girlscout cookies) and Forbidden Fruit strains right now. I usually want to slow way, way down so I smoke hash oils that are a bit more refined than the keef, pressed or bubble hash you’d have smoked in high school, if that was your scene. Some of these are 50-90% THC and will absolutely ruin your night and well into your next day (or two) if you’re not prepared for that kinda weed fueled astro-travelling.
I also make pot butter. It’s easy as shit, crockpot on warm or low pound a weed ounce of shake, leave that on low for about 2 days and BAM wheed butter at a truly medical level. You can usually buy shake pretty cheap from a club and if they don’t have it listed on their menu ask the budtender (I clearly live in California, G-D help me) about buying some shake. Just straight up ask, “Y’all ever have shake for me to make pot butter out of?”
Well, as a guy who’s smoke a joint and eaten a delicious brownie thing with white chocolate bits in it (homemade!) enjoy your medical marijuana!
As someone who lives in a state where you smoke what they got, I appreciate this post. It lets me live vicariously through you. One day we will have legal weed here. One day…. Fuck it. I should move back to Michigan.