Thoth: You know he belongs to me, right?
Baron Samedi: You don’t mind if I fuck with him awhile?
Thoth: *grumble grumble* Okay, he’s kinda worthless to me right now with his back all fucked up. He can’t sit in a chair and write for hours.
Baron Samedi: sweet…
Me: Can one of you assholes do something about my back?