Banks: “Here’s to the FEDs for giving me a mere slap on the wrist after I wrongly foreclosed on Thousands of foolish homeowners!”
AIG: “Yes, It’s good to be magnanimous… I wrecked the U.S. Economy, the taxpayers bailed me out and I was kind enough not to sue them more!”
Waitress: “Would it be wrong to spit in their food?”
Waiter: “No, it would be patriotic.”
[Image by David Horsey, via LA Times]