Hypothetically, what if I put in my will that I wanted to be buried in a bio-vase to become a tree. Then I said I wanted that tree to stand 77 years and then I wanted my child’s child (or whoever they felt was close enough to them to call a child if they don’t want kids of their own) to take a branch of the tree and fashion it into a wand, how powerful would that shit be?

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