Asshole: God is real and if you aren’t religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn’t real and if you believe in any of that shit you’re stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don’t believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don’t mind if you don’t believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there’s some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
Dudeist: Fuck it, let’s go bowling.