carpeumbra:

This isn’t pagan.

Not sure why it’s in the pagan tag.

This is at least a step up from it being in the witchcraft and wicca tags however.

I disagree. It talks of the planets which were manifestations of the gods to the Romans. It also speaks of goetic entities, most of which were demonized pagan gods.

and

Please accept with the humor in which it is intended.