“The Fundamentalist Christians have told me that I am a slave of Satan and should have the demons expelled with an exorcism. The Fundamentalist Materialists inform me that I am a liar, a charlatan, fraud and scoundrel. Aside from this minor difference, the letters are astoundingly similar. Both groups share in the same crusading zeal and the same total lack of humor, charity, and common human decency.

These intolerable cults have served to confirm me in my agnosticism by presenting further evidence to support my contention that when dogmas enter the brain, all intellectual activity ceases.”

Robert Anton Wilson (via qaneh-bosem)

…unless you’re an illiterate and malnourished Asian with exactly 1.04 vaginas and 0.96 testicles, living in substandard housing, you do not qualify as normal but as abnormal, subnormal, supernormal, paranormal or some variety of nonnormal.

Robert Anton Wilson (via qaneh-bosem)

Why the Shutdown of Megauploads is and is not Bullshit

Shutting down Megauploads is bullshit because they are essentially only cloud storage. Amazon provides cloud storage too, and I bet they have plenty of copyrighted materials in there. But Amazon is on the too big to indict list of corporations. They participate in good old fashioned commerce that we all understand and do not irrationally fear.

Two, since when are you responsible for what someone does in the space you rent out? If I rented a storage area and put my murder victims in it, the person who rented me the storage space is not responsible. If I rent a house to a guy and he smokes pot in it, you can’t bust me for drug possession. Welcome to the new oligarchy. If your small company is becoming my competition, I will use the state to squash you.

And why is the shutdown of Megauploads not bullshit? Did you really think this was going to go on unchecked? It’s one thing to use torrents where it requires some kind of very limited technical expertise, or some other type of double-blind like emule. But search, find, and download copyrighted material straight from the web? You knew that was going away, right?

burnasone:

Sure, I can get up at dawn… go to a job I hate… that does not inspire me creatively whatsoever… for the rest of my life. OR… I can wake up at noon and learn how to play the sitar.” ~Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks (Dec 16, 1961 – Feb 26, 1994) [aka, “The Prophet”]

Brand: Marlboro Lights

Fame: Comedian

Bill Hicks was one part comedian, one part preacher. His name is gold in Austin, Texas… and his fame spread from one person to another across Northern Europe. He lived out loud… sometimes very loud… and I didn’t always agree with him… but his passion is infectious. He fought for drugs, civil rights and raged against the system that tries (even now) to brand us all as products… or as gears within a machine.

“Don’t worry, don’t be afraid — ever! — because this… is just a ride” ~Bill Hicks

On the 25th of February in 2004, the UK Parliament took a moment to recognize the life of Bill Hicks on the tenth anniversary of his death, stating: “That this House notes with sadness the 10th anniversary of the death of Bill Hicks, on 26th February 1994, at the age of 33; recalls his assertion that his words would be a bullet in the heart of consumerism, capitalism and the American Dream; and mourns the passing of one of the few people who may be mentioned as being worth of inclusion with Lenny Bruce in any list of unflinching and painfully honest political philosophers.” [ref]

* Required YouTube views: The Story of Bill Hicks, Smokers and Non-smokers, On Drugs

* For more info, visit Bill Hicks dot Com

* More information on Bill Hicks [Here on Wikipedia]

* Demotivator credit: Demotivational Poster by ~deanreevesii

About SOPA

So I’m posting on anti-SOPA day. It’s not that I like SOPA, I think it’s crap.

I will say this, can we please find the cunt that made the anti-SOPA Hitler meme and beat the shit out of him? (No, I’m not going to post a link to it. I’m sure you can find it if you really want.)

Do we really want Hitler as an anti-SOPA spokesman?

Yeah, I know, it’s supposed to be funny. It’s ironic.

No, it’s shit and the person who made it should be ashamed of themselves.

I will, however, defend to the death their right to make it and post it. As long as I can call them a fucking douche.

Why do you worship Loki?

An answer given to a friend of mine who has little experience with paganism. I thought others might find it useful.

You asked, “Why do you worship Loki?” That’s a complex question. If you don’t get the answers you were looking for from this letter, please feel free to ask more. But understand, I don’t think my “faith” for lack of a better term, is any better than any other. I wouldn’t try to convince people to the righteousness of my beliefs. Everyone has their own path should they seek it. I am happy to tell you what little I know and believe, just for the sake of spreading knowledge. That point will be important later.

Understand first that I don’t “worship” Loki in the same sense that Christians and other mainstream religions ask for worship of a creator god. I don’t view him as a master, or someone who takes care of me. I view him more as a powerful being I respect, may occasionally ask favors from, and he expects something in return. In fact, I’m pretty sure Loki would secretly or openly loathe anyone who did worship him. He leaves that to the self-important and self-righteous.

Also keep in mind that I am not Asatru. The Asatru are modern pagans that follow the Norse deities. They have a code of beliefs and shared rituals. You can find out more here: http://www.asatru.org/. I find myself a bit too pacifistic to consider myself Asatru. I am sure there are some Asatru pacifists out there, but I don’t think the Asatru code makes it easy to believe in non-violence. I do, however, feel a strong attraction to the Norse gods. I know their stories better than other pantheons, and I think my German heritage makes them easier for me to understand. I do not feel as attracted to the Greek and Celtic gods that most pagans follow. That is not to say I don’t venerate gods from other cultures.

So, why Loki? Mostly because Loki is a trickster god. Like many tricksters, the myths often portray him as an enemy, but there’s more to it than that. While the other gods may hate Loki, they call on him to do the dirty work. Like the time he tricked one of the dwarves into building a wall around Asgard.

http://www.hurstwic.org/history/articles/mythology/myths/text/wall_of_asgard.htm

Loki also tends to let the other gods know when they are acting like arrogant assholes. As in the most well known Loki story, when he tricks Hod into killing the god Balder. Did Balder deserve it? No, not really. But the other gods were showing their arrogance and hubris when they playfully took turns throwing shit at Balder. Loki only pointed out that even the gods are fallible.


http://library.thinkquest.org/C0118142/norsepan/balderde.php

Like other tricksters, such as Prometheus for the Greeks and Coyote for many Native Americans, Loki is a fire bringer. He taught mankind how to make fire. So he seems to be the only Norse god who actually gives a shit about mankind when they are not fighting and killing each other.

Now, let go of some of those cultural prejudices we all have, and try to keep an open mind about what I am about to say. Fire often symbolizes knowledge, so that Loki is actually bringing the light of knowledge. That puts him in the same category as Lucifer in Christian mythology.

You can make arguments to the contrary, but it seems to me that the Big Three Abrahamic religions (Christianity, Islam, and to a lesser extent Judaism), are very anti-intellectual. The guy who gave people the ability to determine when they are being assholes, is called the Adversary. They generally believe that you need to shut up and learn to do what you are told. I find this attitude chaffing and a waste of our greatest gift, the ability to reason. It strikes me as a means to control people more than a way to help people realize their full potential.

I’m not saying don’t be Christian. There’s plenty of good stuff there. Just like I don’t appreciate the warlike nature of the Asgard, there’s plenty of examples in Christianity that promote free thinking. Or Buddhism, or Islam, or atheism for that matter. It’s just not for me.

I also venerate Thoth as a god of knowledge, but play down his role as Herald of Ra. I venerate Mahatma Gandhi as an ascended being, but disagree with his views on denying our animal nature. All religion is full of contradictions.

I have a statue of Loki on my alter to be mindful of these things in my daily life. To appreciate the gift of knowledge, and to be thankful for it.

By believing passionately in something that still does not exist, we create it. The nonexistent is whatever we have not sufficiently desired.

Franz Kafka (via astrlmynd)

Dear Atheists:

This is why religion matters. I can’t prove the gods exist, and it doesn’t really matter, because I created them. God is one of mankind’s most awe-inspiring creations. You can talk about all the evil caused by religion, but then we can say the same thing about fire and iron. Which were not weapons until we made them so.