Friends, learned men & women, if you really find the idea of magic ridicuolous and you’re not just scared in your slave heart that the Devil might be… g-gulp… real, go now to your local bookstore or to Amazon.com and find a fucking recipe book – Phil Hine or Doctor Hyatt, Ramsey Dukes, Peter Carroll or Aleister Crowley, if you can stomach the language – follow the instructions and watch it all happen as real as any bus turning up. And if you don’t even try and prove me wrong, you’re a chickenshit god-fearing Neanderthal.