Okay, I’ll stop now (unless people really want me to continue with this spell by spell). But I will leave you with this:
The Egyptian Coffin Texts, in their entirety, are a receipt for the bribe you paid the temple priests. You see they are promising to say prayers for you long after you are dead. Essentially, you’ll have a bunch of highly trained magicians treating you like a great ancestor. This is spiritual currency in the land of the dead. The whole purpose of this is so you have a good time in the afterlife.