Frater T Explains the Egyptian Coffin Texts

Spell 3

“Ho! Take your staff, your loincloth and your sandals, and go down to the Tribunal, that you may be vindicated against your foes, male or female, against those who would harm you, and those who would have judgement against you in the Tribunal of Osiris on this happy day.”

Frater T’s Interpretation: Get your shit together, now. For the Day of the Lord cometh, like a thief in the night. If you fucked up, the gods will not be on your side. Appease the gods through Ma’at living. And if you have shortcomings make sure you have a good lawyer in the afterlife.